Stuff Said and Meeting My Good Friend Jenny

4 year old asks me to tuck her in, no joke she snuggles in and says

“When you grow up you will make a great servant”

Me: "Oh honey, Mommy is a grown up... and a servant"

7 year old at the dentist

Dental Hygienist: “How are you today?”

7 year old: “Good, can I get some laughing gas?”                              

 

Lighten up Grumpy Cat, some of us like it...

Hubby was out of town, kids in bed, and I am happily reading in my room…

10 year old: “Mom, since Dads not here can you look at my balls?”

Me: “Umm what the… umm what?”

10 year old: “Something hurts”

Me: “Okay, well for starters you are wearing your younger brother’s underwear… maybe just take care of that”

Me at the Arby’s drive through

Me: “I’d like your smallest jamocha shake”

Drive through gal: “off the value menu or a small?”

Me: “Whichever is smaller…”

Drive through gal: “So a small?”

Me: “I don’t know, is it the smallest?”

                                                                                                                                              

Things that only make sense when you meet The Bloggess, otherwise referred to as ‘my good friend Jenny’

“Do you need me to hold your chicken?”

“I feel under dressed without a choir robe”

“Do you want my shoes?”

“Thanks for bringing your monkey.”