Friday's Letters (on a non-apocalyptic Saturday)

So I am late on Friday's Letters, with the world supposedly ending I figured 'no biggie' yet we are all still here. That was the most uneventful end of the world since 1999!

Dear Mayans,
I get it, you were done with the whole calendar into the future project. I mean you do deserve a high five for how far you got but a simple "to be continued..." would have eased a few wackados.
Me

Dear Future Cultures,
Lets ease up on the whole day of doom predictions, they're anticlimactic and make you look like idiots the day after.
Me

Dear Zombie Apocalypse,
If the shit was going to go down you had my vote. I was studying up on the what to do and what not to do from watching The Walking Dead. I am now packing away the cross bow, silencer and baseball bat. Maybe next time.
Me